Celebrity News:

...and to see in the one-week mark, Big Brother hired Channel 4 racing nuisance and inexplicable celebrity, John McCririck. Maybe there's something about the hijack chair that brings a certain protectiveness out in people, maybe we're just seeing another side of him, but I he came across as a bit of a softy. A big, hairy, belching, nose-picking softy. The kids had to learn tic-tac, and did so adequately, winning a luxury food package. And the rift (possibly exaggerated?) between Jade and Victor was healed through some very fairy godmotherish mischief. Still not hearing much from Latoya, Calista or Nathan; devious editing, I guess.

You know what's over the jump!