Celebrity News:

In the midst of Brit's breakdown, a man from her past has emerged in Hollywood. That seems oddly convenient, doesn't it? There must be some interview money being handed out!

Spears' celebrated 55-hour Vegas husband, Jason Alexander (no, not the Seinfeld dude), was caught at Goa nightclub last night -- where he actually got in -- looking as ghetto-drab as his successor, K-Fed.